New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 93/1000 Votes: 2229
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just walk, we planeswalk with attitude! Join us for epic battles, conspiracy theories, and outrageous stories that will have you questioning reality.

Magic the Gathering: Arena is our game of choice, where you can show off your decks, celebrate your victories, and dive into the world of Standard play. But wait, there’s more! We also have a lite version of Pioneer called Explorer, as well as Hearthstone modes like Historic and Timeless. It’s a magical adventure like no other!

Looking for metagame resources? Look no further than mtgtop8.com and mtggoldfish.com. These sites will have you prepared for any battle that comes your way.

Our previous thread may have died in just 2 hours, but that’s only because we were too busy dominating the virtual battlefield. And don’t forget to share your favorite sorcery spell with us – we’re always looking for new tricks up our sleeves.

PSA: If you encounter anyone using strange words like “tranny,” “paypiggy,” or “shill,” just remember – it’s probably just the resident schizo. Report those posts, hide the posters, and ignore their replies. We’re here to have fun, not deal with drama.

Join us on this insane Minecraft server, where anything is possible and every adventure is more outrageous than the last. Come for the magic, stay for the mayhem!

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