MindCraft: Brain Banter

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So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Emeralds Found:	400
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	248
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

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Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/girlfriend-free-getaway-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>

Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Description	Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
Playerbase	Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
PVP	PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
Server Times	12pm to 1am EST \| 5pm to 6am BST \| 9am to 10pm PDT \| 6pm-7am CEST
Links	Modpack Link
Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

Is the server active?

The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

Are there rules for PVP?

Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

Are there specific server times?

Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

Where can I find more information and join the server?

You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

awkward sex, Bath, blew it, comfy, condoms, dressed up, escort, gaijin power, involuntary organ donation, Japan, Kabukicho, love motel, Lucky, marrying her., Minecraft, PALS, pharmacy, PIXEL, Server, small bathtub, vocal, wallet, whore, yakuza

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	New Chunks Explored:	536602
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Despair, hate, Invisibility, Loneliness, Minecraft, rejection, self compassion, self esteem, self hate, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-perception, smp, social media, unlovable

Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Farms Harvested:	255
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

aita, artwork, ass, BdayArtGate, Birthday, canvas, CraftyGFs, creepy, Girlfriend, homemade artwork, Intimacy, Jerk, Legs, Nude, paint, Print, refusing, tiktok, UNCOMFORTABLE, ungrateful, Unique, unusual habits

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mines Excavated:	2273
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Farms Harvested:	782
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ores Mined:	3526	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Zombie Dances:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Farms Harvested:	578	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CousinClash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ores Mined:	1875	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

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Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

YankeeDoodleDont

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Potions Brewed:	176
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

FAQ

What is Arduous Journey?

Is the server active?

Are there rules for PVP?

Are there specific server times?

Where can I find more information and join the server?

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Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	New Chunks Explored:	684160
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2