Maestrea VS Hypixel | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Farms Harvested:	195	Crops Grown:	8841
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Hypixel	Maestrea
Large player base	Close-knit community
Wide variety of minigames	Focus on Towny, RPG, and Skyblock gameplay
Frequent updates and content releases	Custom ranking system and perks
Active and dedicated staff team	Custom developed plugins
Well-known and established server	Custom brewing plugin with 80+ recipes

Hypixel FAQ:

Question	Answer
What makes Hypixel stand out?	Hypixel is known for its wide variety of minigames and large player base.
How often does Hypixel release updates?	Hypixel releases frequent updates and new content regularly.
Is Hypixel suitable for competitive players?	Yes, Hypixel offers competitive PvP and other minigames.

Maestrea FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Maestrea?	Maestrea focuses on Towny, RPG, and Skyblock gameplay.
What custom features does Maestrea offer?	Maestrea has a custom ranking system, brewing plugin, and custom developed plugins.
How is the community on Maestrea?	Maestrea has a close-knit community with active staff.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Buildings Constructed:	30	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Zombie Dances:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	New Chunks Explored:	97925
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	2715
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	122	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Items Found:	4037
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Votes:	8901	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	266
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6280
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	669643

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Animals Bred:	164	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magic Items Found:	2815
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Farms Harvested:	454
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Potions Brewed:	33
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?