Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	250	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	163
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	New Chunks Explored:	152709

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

Screenshots 2

Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2046
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Void Armor Forged:	17

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	New Chunks Explored:	550483
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	80	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	48	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	1505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3