Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ShoeShareSisSass

academic pressure, anger management, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, hiding belongings, immaturity, parental favoritism, personal boundaries, pill side effects, seeking validation, self reflection, sharing shoes, shoe sharing rules, ShoeShareSisSass, sibling fights, sibling rivalry, sister drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… but also a reason for epic battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and hidden keys!

Imagine a world where sharing shoes is a serious business, where hiding phones leads to all-out war, and where breaking locks is just another Tuesday. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who thrive on chaos and sibling rivalry.

Fight for your right to wear that pair of shoes you called dibs on, strategize to outsmart your opponents, and unleash your inner drama queen in a virtual world like no other.

Are you ready to prove your maturity by engaging in the most immature shenanigans? Join us now and show the world that when it comes to Minecraft, all bets are off and all shoes are fair game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NoExistenceMinecraftSMP

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If you had the power, wouldn’t you wish for a Minecraft SMP where creepers drop diamonds instead of exploding? Well, guess what? That’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly dragon that just wants to be your pet. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by the Ghasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FiredCraft: The Unemployment Server

dismissal, employment issues, FiredCraft, job dismissal, job loss, job separation, Job Termination, job termination assistance, job termination consequences, job termination help, job termination laws, job termination process, job termination questions, job termination reasons, job termination rights, job termination support, Server, Termination, unemployment, wrongful termination

Are you tired of getting fired from your job for accidentally setting the office on fire with your mixtape? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to let your inner pyromaniac run wild! Join us and unleash your fiery passion in a safe and controlled environment (just don’t burn down any virtual buildings, please). Plus, who needs a boring old job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come on over and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

aerial warfare, combat drones, Conflict, defense systems, dragon drones, DragonCraft, drone warfare, eastern europe, military advancements, military defense, military drones, military equipment, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, modern warfare, russian tanks, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare technology

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dragon drones straight outta ukraine wreckin’ russian tanks like it’s nobody’s business. imagine flyin’ around on a dragon drone, blowin’ up tanks left and right, it’s lit fam. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like a freakin’ treasure trove. join now or miss out on all the epicness, u won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	602	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Fish Space Abduction: A Minecraft Server

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u ever wonder why fish gettin’ all snatched up from the water? it aint cuz of no fisherman, it cuz aliens be abductin’ em! come join our minecraft server and help us uncover the truth behind the fishy disappearances. we got UFOs flyin’ around, fish talkin’ in alien languages, and a secret underwater base where the fish are plottin’ their revenge. join us if u wanna be part of the craziest fishy adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone

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come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!

our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!

so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Towns Built:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Marthia Nations: Where vanilla and factions collide…kind of.

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Name	Marthia Nations
Discord	https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Overview

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Marthia Nations been around?	Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
What plugins does Marthia Nations have?	Marthia Nations has plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Can players build empires on Marthia Nations?	Yes, players can build empires and battle with working ships and planes on Marthia Nations.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Enchantments Applied:	298	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Frustrating Minigame Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old minigames where skill actually matters? Come join our Minecraft server where we have the most frustrating and unfair hacking minigame you’ll ever experience! We only give you four attempts to guess the password from a pool of twenty words – talk about living life on the edge! It’s like playing Russian roulette with your brain cells. Who needs logic and strategy when you can rely on pure luck and RNGesus to guide you through the chaos? Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and infuriation – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Better Survival and Prosperity Minecraft SMP

Candidate, critical thinking, Cultural preservation, Decision making, Development, economic growth, election, environmental sustainability, ethical leadership, Future, global impact, human civilization, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, progress, prosperity, smp, social stability, society, Survival, technological advancement

Are you tired of boring old politics? Join our Minecraft SMP where the fate of human civilization is decided by building epic structures and battling mobs! Will you be the one to lead us to prosperity or will you accidentally blow up the entire village with TNT? Only one way to find out! Join now and show us your leadership skills…or lack thereof!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	81	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	2936
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Void Gems Collected:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	5693
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4