MadoffReturns91% | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Farms Harvested:	751
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Potions Brewed:	177
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Items Found:	2424	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ores Mined:	8388	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7522
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2787	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7328
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	7866
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6354
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	88643	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Votes:	9917	Dragon Eggs Found:	5738
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	9868	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Buildings Constructed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	254	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	418689
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2