Madmens SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Noob Adventures

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Oh boy, do we have mods! Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft mods. We’ve got a mod that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas, a mod that makes the sun wear sunglasses, and a mod that replaces all the dirt blocks with giant cupcakes. Trust us, once you see our mods, you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again!

And let’s talk about difficulty. On our server, the mobs are so tough, they bench press diamond blocks for fun. The zombies have PhDs in brain-eating, and the skeletons are expert archers who never miss a shot. But don’t worry, we also have a mod that gives you a jetpack and a laser gun, so you can fight back in style.

As for better graphics, oh boy, are you in for a treat. Our server has so many shaders and texture packs, your eyes will thank you for joining. The grass looks like it’s made of rainbows, the water sparkles like diamonds, and the sunsets are so breathtaking, you’ll forget you’re just playing a game.

So come join our Minecraft server, where the mods are wild, the difficulty is insane, and the graphics are out of this world. Trust us, once you play here, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Animals Bred:	192

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Creepers: The Ultimate Blocky Battle Royale!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret weapon to stop the evil Ender Dragon – a team of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords! That’s right, these llamas are ready to take on any challenge and protect our realm from destruction.

But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns all creepers into friendly kittens who will follow you around and purr at your every command. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride a giant chicken into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and Minecraft collide! #5125

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama and intrigue. Will you be able to survive the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and serve up piping hot bowls of noodles to hungry players?

But that’s not all! Get ready for the Grand Assault on Gregorius, an indoors torment filled with heavy armor and even heavier drama. Can you handle the Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set and unleash your inner fury on unsuspecting foes?

And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, or the 2x Normals, Hards, and Commissions that will have you grinding like never before. With banners featuring characters like Kazusa, Reisa, and Natsu, as well as Ichika, Kasumi, and Ako, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few torments and heavy armor)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WomanHaterCraft: Where we love to hate women but secretly think they’re better than us, what a paradox!

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Are you a confused cave dweller who can’t decide if you want to fight or befriend the women of Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the ultimate battle of the sexes as you navigate through a world where women reign supreme. Will you conquer your fear of strong female characters, or will you cower in a corner and build a house made of tissues? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KuboCraft: Where even Minecraft characters win manga awards!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Our server is so awesome, even Kubo himself would be proud. Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs with your trusty sword, just like a true Shonen hero. Who needs Oda and Kishimoto when you can be the star of your own manga adventure? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a true OPbro or Nartbro on our server – join now and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Meowcraft: Where goth girls catfish you into building their dream world

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Are you tired of getting catfished by fake Minecraft players? Look no further, because our server is full of real, genuine gamers who are ready to build and battle with you! Join us and uncover the mystery of the catfish who may just be lurking in the shadows of West Virginia. Who knows, you might even find your true love (or at least a new mining buddy) on our server! So come on, don’t be fooled by imposters – join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwissCheeseCraft: Where cyclists and motorcyclists get lost in the world of blocks!

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Are you tired of sharing the roads with swiss, cyclists, and motorcyclists? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, they are banned! No more dodging road faggots while trying to build your dream castle. Join us and experience a world where the only thing polluting the roads are creepers and zombies. Trust us, it’s a hotholy trinity of fun you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cheater’s Paradise: Where Everyone’s a Winner in Minecraft

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Are you tired of getting rekt by cheating noobs in CSGO? Well, fear not my fellow gamer, for our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a world where there are no cheaters, only friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug (and maybe explode a little). Our server is so cheat-free, even the Ender Dragon plays fair!

Say goodbye to your 6000 rating woes and hello to a land of endless possibilities and non-stop fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start building your way to victory! Who needs CSGO when you have Minecraft, right?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Snowy Suburbs Server: Where Creepers are the Only Diversity!

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Are you tired of wandering through Minecraft servers only to find cities full of colorful characters? Look no further! Our server is the last remaining stronghold of the white city, where the buildings are as white as the snow-capped mountains and the villagers all wear matching white robes. Join us for a truly unique experience where you can blend in seamlessly with the monochromatic surroundings and never worry about standing out in a crowd. Plus, rumor has it that our white wool is the softest in all the land, perfect for crafting the most luxurious beds and pillows. So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the whitest of them all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4322
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5685	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Victor’s Vixens: A Blocky Adventure!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can build your dream hentai castle while fighting off hordes of pixelated monsters with your trusty diamond sword.

Join our server and become a part of our wacky adventure where two experienced developers are leading the charge to create the most epic hentai game ever seen in the Minecraft universe. Make impactful decisions for the game, like choosing which tentacle monster should be the final boss or what kind of lewd skins should be available for your character.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Discord now and be a part of this insane journey! Who knows, you might even become the hero of our hentai Minecraft world. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky BJs & Beyond: A Minecraft Server for the Curious and Creative!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness black girls sucking dick like never before – in Minecraft! Our players have mastered the art of giving blowjobs in the most unexpected places, from the top of a pixelated mountain to the depths of a virtual cave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding penguins who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans?

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with jaw-dropping surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Tomboy Adventures

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for tomboys, leg lock enthusiasts, and pixie cut lovers!

Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your tomboy skills by building the most badass structures, lock your friends in leg locks during PVP battles, and sport the trendiest pixie cut skins in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground pixie cut salon where you can get the most fabulous haircuts in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted leg lock sword that grants you the power to immobilize your enemies with just one swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the tomboy, leg lock, and pixie cut madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zombie Pigmen’s Rave Party: Explaining the Appeal of This Creature

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic mobs like zombies and creepers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by the most epic creature you’ve ever seen on our server – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! This majestic beast roams the lands spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. But beware, if you dare to challenge it, you better come prepared with a rainbow sword and unicorn armor because this creature is no joke!

Join our server now to embark on a quest to befriend the Rainbow Llama Unicorn and gain its magical powers. Rumor has it that if you can ride it into battle, you’ll be unstoppable! Plus, we have exclusive rainbow-themed building blocks and weapons that you won’t find anywhere else. So why settle for boring old pigs and cows when you can have a Rainbow Llama Unicorn as your loyal companion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures on our server. Join now and prepare to be amazed by the awesomeness of the Rainbow Llama Unicorn!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Dragon Eggs Found:	8430
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Git Gud or Go Home: The Thirdies Edition

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Are you tired of playing on servers where thirdies are constantly getting wrecked by firsties and secondies? Look no further, because on our server, thirdies are the ultimate powerhouse! We have enchanted diamond armor that turns them into indestructible tanks, and they can even summon a herd of killer bunnies to protect them at all times. Join now and show those firsties and secondies who’s boss!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4