MadMen

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Void Gems Collected:	27	Potions Brewed:	40
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Community and Gameplay – 24/7 – No griefing – No PvP unless playing around – A whitelisted community, meaning that players on the server are mature and respectful. – A playershop where players can sell their items if they so desire. WIP still building – The server is hosted in a great location for everyone. New York, USA. This hosting location means that players around the world can play on our server while having low latency! -ever heard of hermit craft or the mindcrack thats how we like to do it in the server family freindly 1. No griefing. 2. Be respectful to staff and players. 3. Do not harm the server in any way or abuse any glitches. 4. Do not cause drama or excessively troll other players. 5. Do not swear excessively or directly at another player. 6. No X-Raying or Hacking.

madmen.apexmc.co

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Buildings Constructed:	37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Emeralds Found:	4502
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	401

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	79
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Ores Mined:	7580
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4570
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Crops Grown:	9528
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7132
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9395
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4067
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.