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| Players: |
93/1000 |
Votes: |
9660 |
| Rating: |
4.9 / 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
18 |
Glorious Feasts Held: |
6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: |
1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: |
6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: |
17 |
Epic Battles Fought: |
14 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: |
14 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
11 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: |
3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: |
14 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: |
7 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: |
6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: |
3 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a
minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
