Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your worries behind, just like how this player’s husband left his vanilla extract worries behind by adding water to cover up his relapse.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world without any substance abuse issues getting in the way. And if you ever feel overwhelmed like this player, just take a drive around our virtual world for some alone time.

Join now and experience a drama-free Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember, no vanilla extract allowed in-game – we like to keep things pure and drama-free!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Enchantments Applied: 280 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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