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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7260 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2881 | Emeralds Found: | 8513 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!