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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 3534 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!