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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3845 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!