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Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

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Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6905	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

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Lana is a talented artist and designer who has a passion for creativity and innovation. With a background in fashion design, Lana has worked with various high-profile clients and companies to bring her unique vision to life. In her spare time, Lana enjoys traveling, exploring different cultures, and experimenting with new artistic mediums. She strives to continue pushing the boundaries of creativity and inspiring others through her work.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kami Has Left Japan Minecraft Server

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where Kami, the Japanese deity, has left Japan and decided to set up shop in the virtual world! Join us for a chance to build shrines in their honor and receive blessings for your pixelated adventures.

Our server is filled with mystical creatures like pixelated dragons and ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a kimono, Kami will grant you three wishes!

But beware, there are also mischievous kitsune running amok, stealing blocks and causing chaos. Only the bravest and most skilled players can outsmart these tricksters and earn their respect.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky yokai). Who knows, you might just become a legend in the world of Kami has left Japan!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Brit Pol Nebula SMP – The Cosmic Chaos

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected alliances that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks and have tamed dragons to do their bidding. But beware, there are also rumors of a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit of enchanted armor made of cheese? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll respawn after being blown up by a TNT trap.

Join us at www.bbc.co.uk and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because things are about to get seriously silly.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Galactic Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! Our pigs have wings and can soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. But that’s not all, our cows can break dance and our sheep can beatbox. It’s a farmyard party 24/7 on our server!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! Mine them, eat them, share them with your friends. Just watch out for the chocolate creepers, they’ll explode in a shower of deliciousness.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are all secretly ninjas, ready to defend the village from any pesky zombies or skeletons that come their way. And our admin team? They’re all wizards who can grant your every wish (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Divine Spears Created:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Monster Hunter General

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of creepers.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. From zombie villagers riding llamas to skeleton horses wearing diamond armor, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the lava-filled swimming pool. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

–BachaCraft– Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “–BachaCraft–” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From Niche to Rich Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a niche indie dev who went from living in their mom’s basement to creating the most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris. Want to be the richest player on the server? Cluck Norris can make it happen. Want to ride a unicorn through the clouds? Cluck Norris has got you covered.

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft community you’ll ever be a part of. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

> Wake Up Minecraft SMP

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> Wake up in a world where your family is preparing an arranged marriage for you… to a creeper! Yes, you heard that right, a literal creeper. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape that explosive relationship and dive into a world of adventure and fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging marriage proposals from hostile mobs while building your dream base with your new blocky friends. Who needs a spouse when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side?

So say goodbye to boring arranged marriages and hello to a world where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from TNT cannons and creeper griefers. Join our SMP today and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Chopstick Crafters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being oppressed by ZOG on other servers? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where ZOG is banned and players can roam free without fear of oppression. Our server is a safe haven for all anti-ZOG gamers looking to build, mine, and craft in peace.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and claim its rare drops for yourself, becoming the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs. Do you have what it takes to navigate the city’s traps and claim its riches?

Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Say goodbye to ZOG and hello to a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Goldberg unironically had one of the best power-based movesets in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most epic power moves you’ve ever seen! We’re talking Goldberg level power here, folks. Imagine punching a tree and it explodes into a million diamonds, or sneezing and accidentally creating a new dimension. Our server is so powerful, even the Ender Dragon is scared of us. So come join us and unleash your inner Goldberg, because on this SMP, anything is possible!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Skullgirls & Friends Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle, and tame dragons to do your bidding. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun!

But wait, there’s more! We have weekly tournaments where players battle it out in epic PvP matches, and our Discord communities are so lively, they make the Ender Dragon look like a sleepy kitten.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your diamonds!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Based or Cringe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest and wildest adventures!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring old servers and join a place where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6