Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Animals Bred:	77	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7260	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1852	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Star Shards Collected:	228	Falling into the Void:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Animals Bred:	63
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9408	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1157
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Alien Abductions:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6577	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1