MacronCraftEU | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	749896
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

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Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4149	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

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Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

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come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

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RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8608

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

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Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	183	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

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Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SibSnap Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	264
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.