Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found: 2325 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • No-Smoke Gen Minecraft

    No-Smoke Gen Minecraft
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that it can actually prevent 1.2 million deaths from lung cancer globally! How, you ask? By banning tobacco products for people born in 2006-2010! That’s right, we’re creating a whole new generation of non-smokers who will live long and prosper in the Minecraft world.

    Imagine a world where almost half of future lung cancer deaths in men and around a third in women are prevented just by playing on our server. It’s like magic, but better! So come on, join us and be a part of this amazing journey to a smoke-free Minecraft universe. Who knew that building blocks could save lives? Only on our server, baby! Let’s do this! 🚭🎮 #NoSmokingNoProblem #MinecraftSavesLives

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Towns Built: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Villages Defended: 16 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure

    SpaceCraft: Interstellar Adventure
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of flying like a majestic aureus shot to Lupine Rue! Our server is so lit, it’s like the burning scent of home in the Lingsha trailer.

    Join us for outrageous adventures with characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. You won’t believe the new drip marketing featuring Rappa and his 5* Imaginary Erudition!

    Redeemable codes? We got ’em! Just use codes like GIFT5T3Y6764D3Q3 and STARRAILGIFT to unlock epic rewards.

    And don’t forget about our exclusive tools and resources in /hsrg/, where you can find everything you need to dominate the game.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP

    No Nintendo Games Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a strict “No Nintendo Games Allowed” policy. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that the founder of our server once played a Nintendo game and was immediately struck by lightning. Since then, we’ve banned all things Nintendo to protect ourselves from the wrath of the gaming gods.

    But fear not, for our server is a land of endless adventure and laughter. Join us if you dare, and be prepared to face challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave those Nintendo games behind and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you see a Nintendo game in your inventory, delete it immediately or face the consequences. Happy crafting!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5343
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being someone’s last option? Do you want to be part of a community where you’re always a first choice? Then join our Minecraft server, where everyone is valued and included!

    Just like the OP’s aunt, Carol, who couldn’t make up her mind about who to include in her wedding party, we value indecisiveness and drama. Join us for a chance to be chosen as a bridesmaid, only to be replaced last minute! Or maybe you’ll be asked to be a flower girl, just to have the offer taken away because someone else carried the baby for 9 months. The possibilities are endless!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where you’ll never know if you’re truly wanted or just a backup plan. Join now and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali

    TrickOrTreatNotTradeForDiwali
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your co-parenting situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

    Imagine trading Halloween for Diwali celebrations on our server – where you can trick-or-treat one minute and do Puja the next! Will you choose Halloween or Diwali? Or maybe both? The choice is yours, just like the custody agreement in this wild tale.

    Experience the rush of travel, the thrill of cultural experiences, and the chaos of trying to balance it all. Will you be able to navigate through the craziness like this mom did? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez

    Minecraft SMP: AndroidGamez
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. Our server is so bonkers that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyComfortFood

    CraftyComfortFood
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comfort food for your Minecraft cravings!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, the chickens lay golden eggs, and the cows moo in perfect harmony. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a taste!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden dungeon full of enchanted cookies guarded by a pack of zombie chefs. And rumor has it that if you can defeat them, you’ll unlock the recipe for the most mouth-watering cake in all of Minecraftia.

    So come on down and join us for a server experience that’s tastier than a stack of golden apples! Who needs comfort food when you have our server to satisfy all your cravings?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyBlowbackIsrael

    CraftyBlowbackIsrael
    lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff bigger than iran blowin up israel! we got crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer all the land. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off with all the shenanigans that go down. plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine. come join the madness and be part of the chaos!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 197 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 81 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Villages Defended: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Chimeras Created: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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