MacronCraftEU | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7071
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1481
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

communication in relationships, long-distance relationship, love, love and acceptance., love and commitment, love and forgiveness, Love and happiness, love and patience, love and support, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love language, love quotes, love songs, Lovely, Minecraft, pw, relationship advice, romantic gestures, Simple, smp, unconditional love

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	75
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

all black everything, Black, Black beauty, black fashion, black is beautiful, black outfit, black style, blackbeauty, chic, classic, Dark, elegance, fashion, glamour, Minecraft, monochrome, Mysterious, Sleek, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Stunning, stylish, Timeless

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PeakMaturityCraft

Character development, defining maturity, emotional intelligence, inner peace, life experiences, peak maturity, PeakMaturityCraft, personal development, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-fulfillment, self-realization, wisdom

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	228	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

assistance program, bilateral relations, collaboration, diplomatic relations, economic development, economic recovery, european union, financial aid, financial support, foreign assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, long-term commitment, Minecraft, Partnership, Reconstruction, restoration, Server, SwissCraft, switzerland, Ukraine

lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	4505
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, freedom, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iraq, Isis, Israel, Kidnapped, MIDDLE EAST, rescue mission, rescue operation, rescued, survivor, Terrorism, War, WOMAN, Yazidi

come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, Childhood, childhood adversity, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, childhood trauma effects, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug response, drug sensitivity, drug tolerance, emotional resilience., mental health, mental health impacts, Meth, methamphetamine, resilience, resistant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, trauma effects

LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Animals Bred:	131

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, CHAPTER 62, comedy, FANTASY, isekai, Isekai Ojisan, japanese, light novel, Mabel fix, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Ojisanchads, Otaku, PIXEL, Portal, Server, translation, Web Novel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Star Shards Collected:	289
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5754
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.