MacronCraftEU | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	216	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Players Killed by Monsters:	4899	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Farms Harvested:	972

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1800	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	2813
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	264	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	9175
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!