MacronCraft: Keepin’ Hope Alive! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	185385	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	2820	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!

AwkwardPenguin EmpathyCraft

adolescents, AwkwardPenguin, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional development, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, emotional sensitivity, Empathy, EmpathyCraft, Grief, Human Behavior, mental health, older adults, Psychologists, psychology research, Sadness, sensitivity, social empathy, social pain, social psychology, social situations, young adults

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Items Found:	5628	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	151
Animals Bred:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	5515
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is the bomb dot com for all you young adults out there who are sensitive and stuff. we got you covered with all the good vibes and support you need, cuz we know you feel things more deeply than those old farts and angsty teens. join us for a safe space to express your feelings and make friends who get you. plus, we have the most lit virtual parties and events to distract you from all that social pain. come on, join us and let’s be sensitive together! #feels #minecrafttherapy #youngadultsquad

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	New Chunks Explored:	331215
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6085	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2769	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Void Gems Collected:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Animals Bred:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

Useful Links:

FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Players:	103/300	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Love Letters Sent:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	4792	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15