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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5100 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8201 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.
and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.
so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!
