Macro Micro Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Sasquatch Hideout: Bigfoot Pranks

bigfoot, Conspiracy, costume, Creature, cryptid, disguise, ELUSIVE, folklore, hidden, HIDEOUT, Hunters, legend, Mysterious, Mythical, prank, pranks, Sasquatch, sightings, strange, trolling, Wilderness, Woods

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest fantasies? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where everyone is dressed as bigfoot, runnin’ around trollin’ all the sasquatch hunters. it’s like a bigfoot convention up in here, except we all just tryna survive in the wild and mess with people’s minds.

we got secret caves filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by the sneaky leprechauns who guard ’em. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, layin’ golden eggs for anyone brave enough to snatch ’em.

if u think u can handle the madness, then come join us on this server. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this world, anything can happen. who knows, u might even run into the real bigfoot himself, sippin’ on a margarita and chillin’ by the lava pit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Adulting Mental Health Craft

adulthood achievement, adulthood beliefs, adulthood development, adulthood milestones, adulthood perception, adulthood satisfaction, adulthood self-awareness, adulting, Craft, emotional well being, health, Mental, mental health, mental health association, mental resilience, mental stability, Mental well-being, mental well-being study, Mental Wellness, psychological health, research findings, self-perception, Spain study

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND FEEL LIKE AN ADULT WITH GOOD MENTAL HEALTH! OUR SCIENTISTS IN SPAIN DID A STUDY AND FOUND DAT PLAYING ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U ACHIEVED ADULTHOOD!

U WILL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A PRO AND SLAYING CREEPERS LIKE A BOSS! UR MIND WILL BE SO HEALTHY, U WILL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ANYTHING IN REAL LIFE!

SO JOIN US NOW AND LEVEL UP UR ADULTING SKILLS WHILE HAVING A BLAST IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! TRUST US, IT’S SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPER ADULT!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

Daisy, Desaster, etwas ist schief gelaufen, fauxpas, fehler, Fehltritt, Irrtum, Malheur, Minecraft, Missgeschick, Oopsie, Panne, Pannenserie, Patzer, Pech, problème, Server, UNFALL, Ungeschicklichkeit, Unglück, unglückliche Situation, Verkettung von Umständen, Versehen

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank players by replacing all their diamonds with… you guessed it, llamas! It’s a llama-palooza up in here!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a bit of a party animal!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a magical portal that transports players to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, you might turn into a gingerbread man!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama prank). See you in the game, and remember… etwas ist schief gelaufen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Anti AI Meme Minecraft SMP

Anti, Anti-AI, Artificial Intelligence, California, Censorship, deepfake videos, digital manipulation, elon musk, first amendment rights, free speech, internet regulations, judge, law, legal battle, meme, Minecraft, political deepfakes, Political satire, smp, social media, tech industry, Technology, unconstitutional

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! We’ve got Elon Musk as our honorary judge, constantly battling against California’s attempts to stop us from creating hilarious AI memes in-game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between Musk and the California government, all while building insane structures and pulling off the craziest pranks on your fellow players. Who needs political deepfakes when you’ve got a server this wild? So come on in and let’s see what kind of meme magic you can create in our wacky world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Farms Harvested:	463
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LoserSitterCraft

AITAH, Assertiveness, called me a loser, career goals, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflicts, family dynamics, guilt tripping, LoserSitterCraft, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister’s kids, standing up for oneself, toxic family dynamics

Are you tired of being called a “loser” by your own sister? Do you want to escape the snarky comments and belittling behavior? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can be the king or queen of your own virtual world!

On our server, you can build your dream castle, tame dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. No more babysitting drama, just pure gaming fun. And if your sister tries to call you a loser in the game, just unleash a virtual army of creepers on her!

So say goodbye to family dinner drama and hello to epic adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs a “real job” when you can rule a virtual kingdom?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	179
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LastDayInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Adventure, appreciation, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, Closure, final moments, Gratitude, Last Day, LastDayInMinecraftSMP, live life to the fullest, loved ones, make memories, make peace, Reflection, say goodbye, Seize the Day, spontaneity, travel, world

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with rubber chickens and riding llamas into battle. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to play hide and seek. So come join us for your last day in the world and see what kind of wacky shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2757
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DreamJobCraft – Because I’m too busy mining diamonds and building epic structures!

AMBITION, aspirations, building, busy, career, determination, diamonds, dream job, DreamJobCraft, Epic, fear, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, Mining, motivation, Obstacles, Passion, perseverance, Potential, procrastination, Self Discovery, self-doubt, Structures, success, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old jobs like being a doctor or lawyer? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your dream job is to be a professional block stacker! That’s right, stack blocks all day and get paid in virtual diamonds! Why waste time in the real world when you can live out your wildest block-stacking fantasies in our server?

Our server is also home to the legendary Block Ninja, a mysterious player who can build a castle in under 30 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Block Ninja in a building competition, you will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to take on this epic challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions. Are you brave enough to embark on this epic quest?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your wildest block-stacking dreams!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Zombie Dances:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

WhaleSpyCraft

#intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, animal health, Animal protection, animal rights, animal welfare, Arctic, Bacterial infection, environmental conservation, Espionage, international relations, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine mammal, marine research, marine wildlife, norway, Russian, spy whale, underwater communication, WhaleSpyCraft

come join our minecraft server where we have russian spy whales swimming around giving out secret missions and intel! they didn’t get shot dead like in norway, they just died from a wild bacterial infection that only exists in minecraft world! join now to uncover the truth behind these mysterious spy whales and maybe even become a spy yourself! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server! swim with the whales, solve puzzles, and uncover the secrets of the deep ocean! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to join the most epic minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5706
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Totally Processed Toddler Food Land

calories, child development, childhood nutrition, childhood obesity, children, diet, dietary patterns, eating habits, fast food, Food, food consumption, health, health risks, Junk Food, Land, nutrition, Nutritional Intake, processed, processed foods, research, study, Toddler, toddlers, Totally, ultra-processed food

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got toddlers runnin around gettin half their calories from ultra-processed food yo. like, imagine playin minecraft and u see a lil 2-year-old munchin on some processed snacks while buildin a dope castle. and den u got 7-year-olds goin ham on dem ultra-processed foods, gettin 59 percent of their calories from dat stuff. it’s like a crazy food party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun yo. come join us and see for urself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🍔🍟🎮 #minecraftfoodparty

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

🔥 Redfield’s Sacred Mutton Paradise 🔥 No Realms, Just Ramen

1.20, bedrock, Casual, Collaborative, Community, convenience, Discord, elected, family, home, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Mutton, Paradise, POSITIONS, ramen, Realms, Redfield SMP, Redfields, Sacred, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

Description	Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Mods	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
Goal	To expand the tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” people.
Age Requirement	Players must be 18 years or older.
Expectations	Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World, Casual Environment, Active Discord/Realm, Community Elected Positions

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server for Java or Bedrock edition?	This server is for Bedrock edition.
What kind of environment can I expect on this server?	A strictly casual environment for community driven players.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
What mods are available on this server?	All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
How can I join the server?	You can join by visiting the Discord link: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

audience engagement, Babes, blocky, brand promotion, Competition, digital content, Entertainment, fanbase, hololive, Japanese culture, live performance, Marketing, Minecraft, online presence, online streaming, Popularity, Server, social media, strategy, talent management, virtual avatar, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of watching Hololive girls get all the attention? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and help us stop this mysterious girl from becoming even more popular than the Hololive girls. Rumor has it she’s been using her magical powers to enchant players and steal all the spotlight. But fear not, on our server, you can team up with other players to defeat her and restore balance to the Minecraft world. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a secret underground dance party that only the bravest adventurers can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show this girl who’s boss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	174	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Star Shards Collected:	294
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	10440
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	5557

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

2022, 657K, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	3188
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0