Macro Micro Minecraft SMP

Creatures, creepy, Edition, eerie, FANTASY, Ghostly, Halloween, Horror, macro, MICRO, Minecraft, Monsters, October, Roleplay, size difference, smp, spooky, Spooky Month, Supernatural, transformation, Trash, Writebin

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ores Mined:	9006
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP is here to give you the heeby-jeebies! Join us for a wild ride filled with haunted mansions, ghostly mobs, and jump scares around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows of our server, waiting to spook unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate ghost hunter?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of being chased by zombies in pumpkin costumes, we also offer exclusive in-game events like the annual Pumpkin Carving Contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a haunted server farm that’s rumored to be built on top of an ancient burial ground? Spooky, right?

So come on down to our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP and prepare to have the fright of your life! Just make sure to bring a spare pair of diamond armor because things are about to get real creepy up in here.

Cosmic Redstone Empire 1.20.5

1.20.5, America, Attacks, Bezmenov, closest allies, Cold War tactics, Conspiracy, Cosmic, destroy America, elon musk, Empire, Espionage, KGB agent, Misinformation, political interference, pro-Russian stooges, Propaganda, psychological warfare, Redstone, Russian influence, subversion, UK Government, Ukraine, Wake Up

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Towns Built:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride of chaos and destruction! We’re out here trying to destroy America from within, just like in those crazy conspiracy theories. We even attack America’s closest allies, like the UK, and try to replace their government with pro-Russian stooges. And of course, we attack Ukraine because why not, right? It’s all part of the plan, man. Bezmenov knew what was up, and now we’re living it in Minecraft form. So come join us and help bring down the system, one block at a time!

VacayGrief Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Communication, couples trip, Decision making, family, flights, gift, Grandparents, joint account, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, Planning, porto, portugal, quality time, relationship, Server, travel, vacation, vacation savings, VacayGrief, wine tasting.

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Emeralds Found:	9599	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and joint decision-making? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing where your vacation savings are going!

Imagine logging in to find that your hard-earned diamonds have been used to build a giant pixel art of a Porto wine bottle. Or maybe your emeralds have been traded for flight tickets to a virtual Porto. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for surprise adventures, like being teleported to a random location on the map every time you log in. Who needs control over their vacation savings when you can have spontaneous fun like this?

So come join us on this wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself laughing at the absurdity of it all while sipping on a virtual glass of Porto wine. Cheers to chaos and hilarity!

PresentPirateHub

advice, childish, christmas, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Gifts, grinch, holiday, husband, inconsiderate, Marriage, PresentPirateHub, Presents, relationships, special occasion, tradition, unreasonable, Upset, Wife

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	169
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Christmas spirit is alive and well…unlike some people’s husbands! Join us for a jolly good time filled with surprises and excitement, just make sure your spouse doesn’t ruin it by opening all the presents before you do!

On our server, you can experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts without worrying about someone spoiling the surprise. And if they do, just threaten to return their gifts in-game – that’ll show ’em!

We have a supportive community where you can share your holiday woes and get advice on how to deal with a Grinch-like partner. Plus, our players are experts at handling unexpected situations, like finding out your significant other has a secret present-opening obsession.

So come join us on the server where Christmas magic is real, and the only drama you’ll find is in the chat. Who needs real-life gift-giving when you can have virtual presents and drama-free fun? See you there!

BoredCraft SMP – 30 characters

activities, BoredCraft, Boredom, Characters, Cooking, Crafting, creativity, daydreaming, Entertainment, Exercising, Exploring, Fun, Gaming, hobbies, leisure, Listening to music, pastimes, productivity, reading, Relaxation, smp, socializing, watching movies

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Broooo, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, we have a whole village of llamas that run the show, I swear. And the mayor is a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even is that?! But wait, there’s more. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon that flies around and gives us rides? Yeah, no big deal. And our currency is actually diamonds that we mine from a magical rainbow mountain. And the best part? The server is run by a group of talking dolphins who are also expert builders.

So like, if you’re looking for a wild time and want to join the coolest Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with an invite. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

CraftyFoolery

CraftyFoolery, creative process, creative project, Creative pursuits, idea evaluation, idea exploration, idea generation, idea validation, project assessment, project decision-making, project evaluation, project execution, project feasibility, project management, project planning, project prioritization, project success, project validation, project worthiness, time allocation, Time management

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mines Excavated:	2039
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchantments Applied:	124

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old projects and builds? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate creative playground for all your wildest ideas!

Join us and unleash your inner mad scientist as you create insane projects that will blow everyone’s minds. From building a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere to creating a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden challenges waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the ultimate prize?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become a master builder extraordinaire? Join now and let your creativity run wild!

GasCraft Minecraft Server

Breakaway, eastern europe, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy infrastructure, energy security, european union, GasCraft, geopolitical conflict, Industry, Minecraft, Moldovan region, Natural Gas, political tensions, Russian gas, Server, shuts down, Starved, supply chain disruption, trade relations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE GAS THAN RUSSIA AND WE WON’T LET YOUR INDUSTRY SHUT DOWN LIKE IN MOLDOVA! OUR SERVER IS LIT AF AND YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GAS FACTORY IF YOU WANT! WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE GAS LEAKS AND EXPLOSIONS, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! COME JOIN US AND NEVER RUN OUT OF GAS AGAIN, UNLIKE THOSE POOR MOLDOVANS! #GASISLIFE #MINECRAFTGASPOWER

CraftyCommandosSyria

#intelligence gathering, clandestine operation, commandos, CounterTerrorism, covert mission, CraftyCommandosSyria, defense strategy, foreign policy, idf, Iranian missile factory, Middle East conflict, military intervention, military operation, missile production, national security, Raid, regional tensions, security forces, special forces, strategic strike, Syria

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

yo yo yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got 120 commandos doin’ missions like in syria? IDF just revealed this epic raid on an iranian missile factory, and guess what? u can be part of the action too! join now for some wild adventures and see if u got what it takes to be a true commando in the world of minecraft. come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now and let’s take on some crazy missions together!

Magma Parkour: Yellowstone’s Lava Run

Earth science, Geological studies, geology, geophysical research, geothermal energy, geothermal features, geysers, hot springs, lava, Magma, magma movement, magma reservoirs, Natural wonders, Parkour, research, RUN, scientific discoveries, seismic activity, seismic monitoring, supervolcano, tectonic plates, volcanic activity, volcanic eruptions, yellowstone national park, Yellowstones

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8722	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to mine diamonds while dodging lava and earthquakes? well, do we have the server for you! our minecraft server is so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano!

we’ve got new research showing that the magma beneath yellowstone national park is on the move, and guess what? it’s heading straight to our server! imagine the thrill of building your base while the ground shakes beneath you and lava flows everywhere.

join us now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the fiery chaos. trust us, this server is so hot, it’s like a real-life disaster movie but with blocky graphics. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery depths of our server!

The Greatlands Community

Active players, Community, Creators, Discord, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Goddesses, Gods, Greatlands, Kingdoms, Lore, minecraft realm, Modded, Monsters, mystical creatures, new season, ongoing community, pandemic, realm code, Roleplaying, yt series

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	3569	Potions Brewed:	127
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	82
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

The Greatlands Realm

Age Requirement	16+
Themes	Medieval, Lore, PVP, YT Series
Description	Welcome to The Greatlands Gaming Community! This fantasy world is rich with lore and mystical creatures for you to explore.
New Season	Starts January 8th

Overview

The Greatlands is a fantasy world rich with lore where you can find many different mystical creatures, kingdoms, gods/goddesses, and many more roaming the land. Nothing about this world is normal, from monsters that’ll change shape to floating sky kingdoms, the Greatlands has it all!

What Do We Offer?

This server is for the Minecraft Realm, YT Series, and book ‘The Greatlands’. Here you can enjoy anything gaming-related, please follow the rules and respect other members! Our staff will help you out with any questions or concerns you may have! We offer a unique role-playing experience for RP enjoyers that you can only find here!

A Little Bit About Us!

This project, created by many different creators worldwide more than two years ago, has turned into something bigger than we’d ever imagined. Founded during the pandemic, The Greatlands has been an ongoing community since, attracting many players yearly!

How Do I Join?

YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO RECEIVE THE REALM CODE: discord.gg/jhbcqXKx

PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot 1.21.2

1.21.2, Agnai, AI Chatbot, aicg, Botmaking, card v3, Characterhub, claude, deepseek, Development, discussion, Events, Gemini, general, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], logs, Lore, Meta, News, Old thread, openai, partyintheanchorhold, PixelPulse_AI_Chatbot, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, Templates

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride into the world of AI chatbots! We’ve got vicar amelia edition for all you AI enthusiasts out there.

🤖 News alert: Deepseek V3 is out, OpenAI o3 models are in testing, and Gemini 2.0 has a “thinking mode” that will blow your mind!

🎮 Frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai will make your chatbot experience even more epic.

🤖 Get your hands on bots from CharacterHub, RisuAI Realm, and more!

🤖 Models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini will take your AI chatbot game to the next level.

🤖 Dive into botmaking with our resources and editor tools.

🤖 Check out our OP templates, botmaking events, lore, and card v3 status for all the AI chatbot goodness you can handle.

🤖 Don’t miss out on our services assessment and meta logs for a peek behind the scenes.

🤖 And if you’re feeling nostalgic, seek out the old thread for a trip down memory lane.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where AI chatbots rule the virtual world!

MILdlyInteractingCraft

aita, boyfriend’s parents, BPD, controlling conversation, draining, family integration, FRIENDSHIPS, future MIL, genuine friendship, group contexts, interfering, left out, MILdlyInteractingCraft, Monologues, one-on-one, overbearing, phone/Zoom, Siblings, Struggle, Tension

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Love Letters Sent:	7	Emeralds Found:	9009
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where Diane doesn’t exist!

On our server, you can build your dream house without Diane giving you a 30-minute tour of her favorite videos. You can mine for diamonds without her interrupting you to show off her Facebook pages. And best of all, you can have meaningful conversations with other players without Diane constantly redirecting the conversation back to herself.

Join now and experience a world free from Diane’s monologues and control freak tendencies. Build friendships with other players without worrying about Diane feeling left out. And most importantly, preserve your sanity and agency by limiting your time with virtual in-laws.

So what are you waiting for? Escape to our server and leave Diane behind in the real world where she belongs!

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	475	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	4825	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Alien Abductions:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Items Found:	6582
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!