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SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Void Gems Collected:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CelebRageCraft

attitude, bad manners, Behavior, CelebRageCraft, Celebrity, celebrity encounter, celebrity encounter experience, celebrity encounter story, Celebrity Gossip, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., encounter, Experience, FAMOUS, inappropriate, Interaction, Rude, rude celebrity, Story, Unpleasant

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyElectionMCServ

China, CraftyElectionMCServ, cyber threats, cybersecurity, Democracy, Disinformation, election influence, election meddling, foreign interference, foreign policy, HACKING, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, Misinformation, national security, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Threats, U.S

come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DonetskMissileMadness

Conflict, donetsk, DonetskMissileMadness, eastern europe, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, intel, intelligence report, international incident, international relations, Military Action, military operation, missile strike, North Korean officers, political tension, russia, security threat, strategic strike, targeted attack, Ukraine, war zone

hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Animals Bred:	165	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

Blame, fem, female gamers, FEMINIST, feminist gamers, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Misogyny, online behavior, online gaming, online harassment, research, sexism, sexist incidents, social justice, study, unite, women gamers, Zone

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mines Excavated:	4843	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, administration, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, bar, Cheats, Clans, classic, Creative, Dance, Decor Heads, Donations, Drugs, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, Free Admin, Free donation, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, lags, Large Online, mechanisms, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pee, Pirate, Plugins, Poop, Prison, Private, privates, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Shulkers, spawn eggs, Spit, Survival, TOILET, tops, Transport, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	664655	Emeralds Found:	7964
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Block Busters Minecraft Server

African American, BBC, Black culture, black history, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, Built for Niggers, Busters, civil rights, discrimination, documentary, equality, historical injustice, Jim Crow Laws, Minecraft, Part II, Police Brutality, racial profiling, racism, segregation, Server, Slavery, social justice, systemic oppression

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Towns Built:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Wuwa – Wacky Waves Minecraft SMP

Android, Co-op Combat Event, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Rectifier, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, smp, Stellar Symphony, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Wacky, Waves, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General, wuwa

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us on Wuthering Waves, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. Need a break from all the action? Take a stroll on the beach and chat with the friendly Shorekeeper, who may or may not have a secret stash of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up your skills and show off your epic loot. Plus, don’t miss out on the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event, where you can team up with your friends to take down mythical creatures and earn even more rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Wuthering Waves and see where the tide takes you. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Resonators and their shenanigans – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mines Excavated:	3105
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

anger, anxiety, Birthday, birthday celebrations, Communication, Conflict, Details, emotional reactions, Expectations, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstandings, party planning, personal boundaries, Planning, Preferences, relationships, Server, social anxiety, Surprise party, SurprisePartyHate, Surprises, ungrateful

Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyWeddingGoals

CraftyWeddingGoals, destination wedding, Elopement, wedding affordability, wedding attendance, wedding budget, wedding communication, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding expenses, wedding finances, wedding friendship, wedding guests, wedding honesty, wedding invitations, wedding logistics, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding support, wedding travel

Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ores Mined:	671
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RegrettableCraft SMP

acceptance, consequences, coping mechanisms, decision, emotional turmoil, hindsight, inner conflict, learning experience, life choices, life lessons, moving forward, necessity, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, SELF AWARENESS, smp, tough choices, unavoidable actions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

HabitCraft: Life Upgrade

Consistency, daily routines, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, Life, life improvement, mindfulness practices, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity tips, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small habits, Stress Management, Time management, Upgrade, wellness habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover how small habits like building a house out of only pink wool or only eating golden apples can make your Minecraft life so much better. Trust us, your in-game character will thank you for it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself dancing the floss with a creeper or riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8676	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mines Excavated:	1712	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, BlazeCraft, Disaster, emergency, emergency response, Environmental, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, hazardous materials, Incident, industrial accidents, investigation, Minecraft, News, Oil depots, Perm Krai, Pollution, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Updates, Voronezh Oblast

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: oil depots on fire in Russia’s Voronezh Oblast, Perm Krai…but in Minecraft! Join our server for some hot, fiery action as you navigate through burning oil depots and try not to get scorched!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of the ancient Minecraft gods is hidden deep within the depths of this lair. Are you brave enough to venture into the unknown and claim this powerful weapon for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a colony of friendly, talking pigs who have formed their own society complete with a piggy parliament and piggy police force. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HezboGoneCraft2021

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, HezboGoneCraft2021, hezbollah, idf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militants, military operation, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, terrorists, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we take down 250 hezbollah terrorists in just four days, including 21 big boss commanders! if you want the ultimate challenge and want to prove you’re the ultimate warrior, then this server is for you! join now and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat! who needs real life when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and let’s take down some virtual bad guys together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Potions Brewed:	159	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Sasquatch Hideout: Bigfoot Pranks

bigfoot, Conspiracy, costume, Creature, cryptid, disguise, ELUSIVE, folklore, hidden, HIDEOUT, Hunters, legend, Mysterious, Mythical, prank, pranks, Sasquatch, sightings, strange, trolling, Wilderness, Woods

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest fantasies? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u in a world where everyone is dressed as bigfoot, runnin’ around trollin’ all the sasquatch hunters. it’s like a bigfoot convention up in here, except we all just tryna survive in the wild and mess with people’s minds.

we got secret caves filled with treasure, but watch out for the traps set by the sneaky leprechauns who guard ’em. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, layin’ golden eggs for anyone brave enough to snatch ’em.

if u think u can handle the madness, then come join us on this server. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this world, anything can happen. who knows, u might even run into the real bigfoot himself, sippin’ on a margarita and chillin’ by the lava pit.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	5330
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8