Macmillan’s Minecraft Mayhem: Building Blocks of British Banter

AMERICANS, ancient civilizations, banter, blocks, British, British Prime Minister, Britons, building, constantinople, cultural influence, Fifth Rome, global power, greeks, History, imperialism, leadership, macmillan, Macmillans, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, roman empire, Rome, teaching, washington d.c., world history

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Come join our server where we reenact the rise and fall of empires!

We have British Prime Minister Macmillan leading the charge, teaching Americans how to be the new Roman Empire. Will they succeed or will they crumble like Constantinople?

Join us as we discover the mystery of the Fifth Rome and see if Washington D.C. can hold up against the might of Moscow. It’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! So grab your pickaxe and join the fun on our server today!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Love Letters Sent:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Star Shards Collected:	177	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	164
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Enchantments Applied:	278
Star Shards Collected:	145	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mines Excavated:	2593

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	151	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Crops Grown:	9353
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3272	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Animals Bred:	123
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Emeralds Found:	5964
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Potions Brewed:	132
Chimeras Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3821
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!