Macho Craft
Brand new community-driven Modded Minecraft Network
Fresh world with more servers on the way

Links:
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website: https://machocraft.com
IP: atm9.machocraft.com

Details:
Version: Latest, as shown on MOTD
Modpack: All The Mods 9

Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

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so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

STARKSteal

#exciting, Adventure, chat games, Community, Custom, Economy, Fun, grind, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, mobs, new, non-p2w, Pick up, PvP, Rewards, RPG, smp, Spawners, Survival, Warps

The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NewERA

Active, Adventure, better, BUILD, Community, Connect, Discord, Explore, Gaming, grow, Launch, Minecraft, new, Newera, NuevaEra, Project, Server, Share, Support, Survival, TheEzeYT

We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Potions Brewed:	89

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Q1X.RU Minecraft server

accessible, Anarchy, building, Community, freedom, Friends, Fun, ideas, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, no privates, No Rules, player-driven, Safety, Sandbox, Server, Survival, TEAM

The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	257	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

1.181.21.1, Builds, Challenges, common sense, Community, Discord, endlessly, Environment, Events, family friendly, Farms, landscapes, multiplayer, MVPS, Plugins, Property, real, regulations, rules, scam, smp, Survival, Trade, Veteran, villagers, wealth

Eternity SMP [SMP]

Server Address	eternitysmp.net
Version	1.18 – 1.21.1

About Us:

Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

Features:

Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
Land Claims: Protect your builds
Teams: Collaborate with other players

Server Rules:

Respect others’ builds and property
No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
Build 500+ blocks from spawn
Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
Optimize farms for server performance
PvP only in designated areas
Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
No exploits or unauthorized mods
Follow item/mob farm regulations
Help new players; don’t scam
Use common sense

Join Our Community:

We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

Anon, Anons, cu, Cum, Cumming, cumminganon, gonna cum, I’M, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

advice, award, Communication, compassion, counseling, encouragement, family, intervention, kill, kill myself, long tail, love, mental health, Minecraft, mom, self harm, smp, SUICIDE, Support, tags, Therapy, told, told me, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RebelRecruitMC Server

allegations, Canada, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Employee, fake news, Former Rebel News, Journalism, Media, News, Politics, Propaganda, REBEL MEDIA, RebelRecruitMC, recruited, rt, russia, scandal, Server, SUPREME COURT, Whistleblower

So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Craft, definitive end to war, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic summit, global peace, international diplomacy, international relations, peace agreement, peace declaration, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, peace treaty, Peaceful, Second Peace Summit, war cessation, war ending, war resolution, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

Abilities, Adventure, Alliance, Allowed, aurelia, Biomes, Builder, Character, Community, Contribution, Discord, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, Land, landscapes, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, Other, Peasants, pixelated, Ready, rule, Skills, smp, Structures, Swords, TOWN, warrior, Whitelisted

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, arousal, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kink, late night snack run, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual exploration, smp, Submission, taboo, Talky

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1201
Towns Built:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

MachoCraft: The Modded Mayhem with More Mods than Your Grandma’s Quilt!

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Eternity SMP [SMP]

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

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