MachadoCraft: Sabotage Edition

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Edition, Electoral, fraud, Government, identifies, investigation, Latin America, machado, MachadoCraft, News, opposition, Political, sabotage, south america, SUSPECT, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchantments Applied:	214

New Minecraft Servers

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures like fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs!

we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, but shh don’t tell anyone!

if you join now, you can be part of our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our land with his army of killer bunnies.

plus, we have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm where we dance with the skeletons and creepers. it’s lit, fam!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Venezuela Identifies Machado as Suspect in Electoral Sabotage.

Mystic Idol Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Cersea Soulstorm, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, Daisy Dandelion, EIEN Extended, Enya Ignis, Idol, idol corp, kai saikota, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, mystic, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, Realms, Riki Poppet, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yena Youngblood

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Sister’sWeddingDrama

bachelorette party, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, engaged, family, Friend, groomsmen, half-sister, maid of honor, out of town, Planning, Pregnant, relationship, Resentment, sister, SistersWeddingDrama, Support, Wedding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	168	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5044
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this family wedding saga.

Are you tired of being left out of planning conversations and feeling like you’re being replaced by your stepsister? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is included and no one gets left behind (unless they’re defeated in PvP, of course).

Experience the thrill of being the ultimate maid of honor in our virtual world, where you can plan epic bachelorette parties and take charge of the wedding preparations without any family drama getting in the way. Who needs a real-life wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding that’s out of this world?

So, come join us on our server and leave all the real-life wedding woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend in the form of a fellow player who’s always got your back, just like a loyal maid of honor should. Let’s make memories together and create a Minecraft wedding for the ages!

Proton Battery Revolution

advancement, Battery, battery technology, Breakthrough, charging, clean energy, electricity, energy efficiency, energy storage, environmentally-friendly, Future, innovation, lithium-ion, power source, proton, Proton battery, renewable energy, research, revolution, Revolutionizing, scientists, sustainable, Technology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	8

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. it’s like, run by a bunch of mad scientists who built a proton battery that could, like, dethrone lithium-ion. i know, right? who even knew that was a thing?

anyway, if you join this server, you’ll get to, like, harness the power of these proton batteries in your minecraft adventures. imagine having, like, unlimited energy to build the most epic structures and mine for diamonds like a boss.

but that’s not all, dude. the scientists on this server have also created a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. yep, you heard me right. you can soar through the skies on a majestic unicorn, spreading rainbows and glitter wherever you go.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and proton batteries, man. it’s the future.

Casual Minecraft

{Java IP}, apply, bedrock, Builders, Casual, Chat, collaboration, Community, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Immersion, Legacy, Minecraft, PORT, proximity chat, skilled players, smp, spawn region, Survival, Trailer, Veteran

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6574
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Votes:	6271	Battle Standards Raised:	15

IP	casualminecraft.fun

What We’re About:

Looking for a pure, classic Minecraft experience? Casual Minecraft brings you back to the roots of the game you fell in love with. Our no-frills survival SMP is built around a strong, friendly community where creativity, exploration, and collaboration thrive. No unnecessary gimmicks or overcomplicated plugins—just you, your imagination, and the adventure of survival. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or starting fresh, you’ll feel right at home.

Want to add a little extra immersion? Optional proximity chat is available for those who enjoy the fun of hearing nearby players in real time!

Builders Needed:

Think you’ve got what it takes to help shape our server? Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region (50–300 blocks from spawn) and create a lasting legacy. Join us on Discord to get started!

Connect Today:

Java IP: casualminecraft.fun

Bedrock: play.casualminecraft.fun (Port: 19132)

Discord: https://discord.gg/dtf2uUFamU

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrW6hWUPCfs&lc=UgwdKzadozGJ2Ga9ZdV4AaABAg

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there any special plugins on the server?	No, our server focuses on a pure survival experience without unnecessary gimmicks.
Can players use creative mode on the server?	No, we are a survival-only server to maintain the challenge and excitement of the game.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive and friendly community.
How can I become a builder on the server?	Trusted players and skilled builders can apply to design the spawn region by joining our Discord server and following the application process.
Is proximity chat mandatory on the server?	No, proximity chat is optional for players who enjoy the extra immersion of hearing nearby players.

Pixel Power Play 1.20.1

#videogames, 1.20.1, AAA Games, advanced computing, AI Memes, Artificial Intelligence, better use of a gpu, computational power, creative projects, data processing, deep learning, digital art creation, gaming technology, gaming vs productivity, GPU Acceleration, GPU utilization, Graphic design, high performance computing, innovative technology, machine learning, PIXEL, Play, power, rtx 5080

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Emeralds Found:	4188	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the RTX 5080 – not for lame games, but for creating the dankest AI memes you’ve ever seen!

We’ve got pigs that can do the Macarena, creepers that drop sick beats, and villagers that will trade you diamonds for a dab.

Forget about boring old AAA slop, come to our server and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible. Plus, our community is full of fellow meme lords who will have you ROFLing 24/7.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s meme our way to victory together!

MakeupMayhemMC

aita, Appearance, beauty school, Classroom, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, eyeliner, first day, judgement, light makeup, lipgloss, makeup, MakeupMayhemMC, minimal makeup, new class, response, rude comment, STUDENT, studying, Teacher

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	206892	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of judgmental teachers who can’t appreciate your fabulous eyeliner and lipgloss combo? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all levels of makeup enthusiasts, from minimalists to full glam queens. Join us and let your creativity shine brighter than any highlighter!

Our server is a safe space for all makeup lovers, where you can build your dream makeup castle and slay the Ender Dragon in style. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not some teacher who clearly needs a lesson in manners.

So come on over and show off your makeup skills while building the most fabulous creations in the Minecraft universe. Remember, on our server, the only drama is in the pixelated world, not in the classroom. Let’s slay, queens!

RespawnReveal

after death analytics, Afterlife, afterlife measurements, beyond the grave stats, celestial numbers, data analysis, death analytics, eternal evaluation, eternal metrics, eternal scorecard, final numbers, final report, heavenly data, legacy metrics, life review, posthumous metrics, postmortem insights, RespawnReveal, soul statistics, spiritual analytics, statistics

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you see after you die is a sad little death message? Well, look no further, because on our server, you’ll get to see some seriously epic stats after you kick the bucket!

Picture this: you die in a blaze of glory after taking on a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. And instead of just seeing “Player was blown up by Creeper,” you get a full breakdown of your final moments. How many blocks did you mine before meeting your untimely demise? How many mobs did you slay? How many times did you accidentally fall into lava because you’re a total klutz?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Resurrection Roulette” feature. When you die, instead of respawning at your bed or spawn point like a chump, you’ll be transported to a random location on the map. Will you end up in a lush jungle paradise or a desolate wasteland? It’s like playing Russian roulette with your respawn point!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience death like never before. Who knew dying in Minecraft could be so much fun?

KremlinKombatCraft

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, heavy, International, KremlinKombatCraft, Kursk, Military, News, north korean, Politics, Reports, russia, Russian, troop losses, Ukraine, Updates, War, world events, Zelenskiy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT RUSSIAN AND NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTIN’ IN KURSK! IT’S LIKE A WARZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL BE THE LAST BLOCK STANDING! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U WIN A BATTLE, U GET A PET CREEPER TO FOLLOW U AROUND AND EXPLODE ON UR ENEMIES! SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER!

What is the IP for Elite Kick Minecraft Server?

Elite, kick, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Elite Kick is a premier kickboxing gym based in Los Angeles, known for its high-intensity workouts and exceptional coaching staff. Founded by former professional kickboxer, John Smith, Elite Kick offers a range of classes for individuals of all fitness levels, from beginners to advanced athletes. With a focus on technique, strength, and cardio training, Elite Kick provides a challenging yet supportive environment for members to achieve their fitness goals.

SURVIVAL | LESS THAN 20 YEARS OLD – BAN Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, Ban, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, LESS THAN 20, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, width

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Enchantments Applied:	224
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR LESS THAN 20 YEARS – BAN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

w7.vanilla-box.ru

NorthSMP

bedrock, Community, Discord, Feedback, garage, germany, growth, host, invite, managers, MONEY, name tag, NorthSMP, Owners, PvP, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Suggestions, TEAM, TpRandom, world border

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to NorthSMP
Reason to join our SMP	Small Supportive Community, PvP And Raiding Allowed
Feedback and Suggestions	We always take feedback and suggestions. Invite your friends so this server grows.
World Border	75000×75000, will be increased later down the line if we get more players. TpRandom to up to 2000 blocks.
Owners And General Managers	Will be playing as just another player. Can set up a team name for your group to display on your name tag.
Server Address	NorthSMP.funserver.top:25598 Port 25598 for bedrock
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Where are the servers located?	A: Servers are located in Germany for now. Future plans to host a server in the owner’s garage if funds allow.
Q: Can I join with my friends?	A: Absolutely! Invite your friends to grow the server community.
Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	A: PvP and raiding are allowed, but be respectful to fellow players.
Q: How can I provide feedback or suggestions?	A: Feel free to share your thoughts on Discord or in-game chat.
Q: Is there a limit to the world border size?	A: The current world border is 75000×75000 and may be increased with more players.

Mystic Realms United 1.21.3

1.21.3, American superiority, Argument, athletic excellence, cultural perceptions, facts, global icons, international competition, Media portrayal, mystic, narrative, Realms, russia, Russian inferiority, schizo imagination, Serena Williams, sharapova, sports rivalry, Stereotypes, Tennis legends, tennis players, United, united states

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Potions Brewed:	99
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the clash of Maria Sharapova and Serena Williams but in blocky pixel form.

You’ll see the supposed American superiority and supposed Russian inferiority play out in epic battles and build battles.

Forget reality, join us in the magical world of Minecraft where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make sense.

Don’t argue with the facts, just join and have a crazy time with us. Let’s see who comes out on top in this wacky virtual world!

SisSwapDilemmaCraft

Divorce, engagement ring, family, family dynamics, grandmother, heirloom, Inheritance, jewelry, Marriage, Memories, personal choice, sentimental, sentimental value, sibling rivalry, SisSwapDilemmaCraft, sister, Support, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough times, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s failed marriage? Look no further! Join our server where you can trade rings with your siblings, just like in this wild family tale.

On our server, you can wear virtual rings that remind you of your wedding day, lend them to friends for their special occasions, and even start a ring-swapping trend that will have everyone talking. Who needs heirlooms when you can have virtual bling that holds so many memories?

And if you ever get tired of your ring, you can sell it in-game or even dump it in the virtual ocean like in Titanic. The possibilities are endless on our server, where drama and diamonds go hand in hand.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than a family feud over jewelry. Who knows, you might even find a ring that reminds you of your own virtual wedding day!

OrbitMC

Active Staff, Community, enter, Fun, get involved, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Play, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Special perk, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	New Chunks Explored:	706746
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	Season 2 (upcoming)
Staff Team	Active and dedicated
Community	Fun and positive

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree at https://linktr.ee/orbitmc for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join, follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted and start playing on the Minecraft Server.
Are there any perks for joining before the server release?	Yes, players who join before the release may receive a special perk.

Ethereal Isles 1.20

13th Anniversary, 18+ patch, 3D-Printable Figurines, Alpha, Anon’s Sprites, Community Works, Desktop Katawas, Download, Ethereal, FANFICS, Font Rip, Hisao, Honey Select Anon’s Database, Isles, Katawa Booru, Katawa Crash, Katawa Shoujo, Katawa Shoujo General, Kenjivania, KSG, Map, Miki Route, opinion change, QoTT, Steam, Summer’s Clover, survey results, suzu, Val’s Content Dump, where are they now?

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Hey, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of deranged llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because this server is like a twisted version of Katawa Shoujo on crack!

Join us for the 13th Anniversary of Katawa Shoujo, where we celebrate by building pixelated monuments to our favorite disabled waifus.

Forget boring old survival mode, here you can create your own Miki Route and date Suzu or Hisao in Summer’s Clover.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out Kenjivania, a game within a game that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

So come on down to this server where the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because things are about to get weirder than a chicken riding a pig into battle.