Macaroni Land: Where Pasta Wars and Cheese Factions Collide!

JAVA IP	37.10.122.12:25984
BEDROCK IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4759
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Votes:	6257	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	81006
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Meteorites Collected:	0

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Emeralds Found:	1281
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	527
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Votes:	3552	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

Macaroni Land: Where Pasta Wars and Cheese Factions Collide!

Overview:

FAQs:

1. How long has the server been running?

2. What can I find at the spawn shop?

3. What are some unique features of the server?

4. How would you describe the community on the server?

5. Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?

EUtopiaCraft

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

HubbylessGiftsCraft

MineCraftMania

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

NOVA

Minecraft Server Overview

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

Q: Is griefing allowed?

Q: Will the server ever reset?

Q: Is chat moderated?

Q: How much storage does the server have?

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

TableTimeTussle

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Players:	107/800	Votes:	8125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crops Grown:	9159
Dimension Hops:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0