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NoBabysitPlsLOL

Address, Babysitting, children, cordial, Decline, free childcare, inappropriate, Kindness, neighbor, Neighborly, new year’s day, NoBabysitPlsLOL, single woman, spa day, taking advantage, Tension, Toddler, Unannounced, vacation, work from home, young

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Farms Harvested:	512	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any pesky neighbors trying to pawn off their kids on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any unexpected visits from toddlers. Our server is a child-free zone, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interruptions.

Say goodbye to unwanted babysitting duties and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find a more peaceful and drama-free gaming experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the neighborly drama behind!

HackLifeNotSMP

best kept secret, clever trick, efficiency, game changer, genius idea, hack of all hacks, HackLifeNotSMP, Hidden Gem, insider knowledge, life hack, life improvement, ninja trick, organization, personal growth, pro tip, productivity, secret tip, self improvement, smart solution, time-saving, useful advice

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3943	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

CelebOopsForgiven

CelebOopsForgiven, celebrity apologies, celebrity behavior, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity scandals, controversy, forgiveness, Forgotten, media scrutiny, public image, public opinion, public perception, Redemption, redemption arc, redemption stories, second chances, societal amnesia, societal forgiveness, TABLOID NEWS

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	452170	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	10
Potions Brewed:	180	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

#announcement, Accountability, CEO, controversy, decision, Digital, Disinformation, facebook, fact-checking, factcheck, INFORMATION, Integrity, Mark Zuckerberg, Meta, Misinformation, News, Platform, Removal, social media, Technology, transparency, Zone, ZuckCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	1064

so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mines Excavated:	1369	Zombie Dances:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	1853	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Endless Night Skies:	5

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5317	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	9864	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9606
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Votes:	7581
Mines Excavated:	4379	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	261	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Villages Defended:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Endless Night Skies:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	249
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

Players:	109/100	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Buildings Constructed:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5