> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Friends Gang

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Friends Gang! Welcome to FRIENDGANG, the ultimate destination for Minecraft players seeking thrilling and action-packed gameplay. Join us for a realm of adventure featuring TNT Run, TNT Tag, and intense PvP battles.

49.12.85.246:8036

HeXHub.net

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5261
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

HeXHub.net is a small server that I run privately on the side and continue to expand. The server runs via a bungee cord system (Velocity) and includes several different servers with different game modes. On HeXHub.net there is a cross-server rights, bans, friends and coin system.Survival Various plugins are installed on the survival server, which improve the experience but in no way significantly change the original vanilla gameplay. I’ve been running the survival server for a good 5 years and only recently started turning it into a bungee cord server. HeXHub.net will primarily remain a vanilla survival server.

hexhub.net

RiftLand

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Server IP: mc.riftland.com Discord: https://discord.gg/riftland Website: https://riftland.comAbout this server: We have a custom resource pack for furnitures, decorations, and a lot more! We recently added this and are continuously expanding with things every day! You can have tons of fun exploring, building, and surviving in a world with no limits. Our friendly community is waiting for you, where you can buy and sell items, take part in events, earn free crate keys, and so much more! We want everyone to have a safe and enjoyable time, so our server is designed for players of all ages. Join us and let’s have some fun building, exploring, and making friends! Upgrade your perks with in-game money to unlock more homes, and other various upgrades!

mc.riftland.com

FarLandsMC

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

FarLands is a friendly semi-vanilla survival server with a few added extras to make gameplay more enjoyable. These include player chest shops, claims, /tpa and warps.

farlandsmc.net

Kingscraft Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9241	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	81	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Want to play a server where its fun and anyone is welcome? Join us for the adventure and experience survival with a twist! – Survival with land claim! – Custom Crates – /rankup with in-game currency – Custom Tags – Friendly knowledgeable staff – Minigames – Events – Simple rules like no hack clients or exploits – Great community / Active staff! – Discord games & giveawaysThanks for looking and i hope to see you on the server and forum!

mc.kingscraft.co.uk:2594

EpikLava

Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2164	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

FOUNDED ON APRIL 23, 2019 A GIFT TO ALL CHILDREN AND PLAYERS OUR COMPLETELY INNOVATIVE SERVER FEATURES SURVIVAL EPIC BATTLES AND EPIC PLAYERS

oyna.epiklava.com

The War of the Ring MC

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Description: Step once more into Middle-Earth, and enter the War of the Ring. A team of enthusiastic and dedicated people have come together to bring forward the best Lord of the Rings MineCraft experience out there. Once you enter the world you will start your journey. Select the race you will play as: Mordor Orcs, Rohirric Man, Shire Hobbit and more. Enter into a protected marketplace, and begin your adventure. Go mining in the Misty Mountains for Mithril, or grow pipeweed near Hobbiton. Go seek the treasure of Erebor, or bend the knee to the Dark Lord in Mordor. Bring your friends or make allies to begin to earn Renown across the lands as someone to follow. Build your Seat of Power, and from their grow your armies until you are ready to wage war! Once you have become strong enough, you can become a true King! This is not a game that everyone will win, this is a war! Bring your intellect, cunning, and knowledge to the table if you have any hope of gaining a Ring of Power. Let alone the One Ring…..Step into Middle-Earth one more time at www.wotrmc.com

wotrmc-world1.com

Finmine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Finmine is a small, welcoming Vanilla Minecraft Server that’s been around since 2011. If you’re looking to meet new people and become part of a close-knit community, then Finmine is the server for you! And while our player base is large, our server is never too crowded, making it a great environment for players who find larger servers overwhelming.What we have to offer: – Vanilla Survival + Economy, Jobs, & Player Warps – 2 Creative Worlds – Minigames – Discord Community + Game Nights & Events – Dedicated StaffCome and join the fun! We hope to see you soon.

mc.finmine.net

Pvp Legends

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft Factions server! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and competitive world where alliances are forged, battles are waged, and land is conquered. Build your faction, strategize with allies, and engage in epic PvP encounters. Join us for an exhilarating experience where survival depends on both skill and cunning. Will your faction rise to dominance, or will you succumb to the challenges of this unforgiving landscape? Join now and embark on an adventure like no other!

147.135.160.192:25597

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

play.nucklungsmp.fun:55555

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	4599
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

51.81.49.87:25653

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

104.128.51.213:25585

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2849
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

mc.dreamcraftmc.uk

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

mc.nightwolfmc.com

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3733	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Meteorites Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	47
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

elysium.mysrv.us