> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	4210	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

play.venture-mc.org

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

play.withmayx.net

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	2552
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1731	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	7887
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	89	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Towns Built:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
New Chunks Explored:	100984	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Farms Harvested:	401
Mines Excavated:	4790	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net