> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	New Chunks Explored:	638388
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	53
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
New Chunks Explored:	662672	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9217

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Items Found:	3053
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Buildings Constructed:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Votes:	6031
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magic Items Found:	7258	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Towns Built:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3927	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz