> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Votes:	9424
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4200	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	2942
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

sololegends.net

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Votes:	866	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

mc.bananarine.net

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	4387
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

45.143.198.197:25568

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

us.minevict.us

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

play.corbacraft.com

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Votes:	6397
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

play.houseofslap.com

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	12082
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

play.templecheats.com

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Potions Brewed:	127

68.14.122.249:2638

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

23.178.240.197

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7441	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9781
Void Gems Collected:	35	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

arcprison.net

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4001	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

ny2.tect.host:1319

DarkCraft

Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9184	Enchantments Applied:	122

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

darksoul.fun

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Votes:	2984
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

otc.myserver.gs:2000

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Farms Harvested:	355	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

play.cyphercraft.xyz