| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8975 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 504 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
play.lypoxx.xyz
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6084 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 142 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Votes: | 2524 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1452 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Votes: | 7422 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5725 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 406 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1825 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5915 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 140069 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 8934 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5616 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8463 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 277 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 737 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8020 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 5552 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Crops Grown: | 8972 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5539 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 7894 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1952 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 246 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8140 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!
We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!
And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!
Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!
Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777
Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1786 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8991 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2808 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3107 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1417 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 677 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.
and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.
so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 5236 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 121 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
