| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 2317 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 330 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5098 | Animals Bred: | 129 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6939 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4021 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7342 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4140 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 8797 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4620 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8669 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 3888 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 129 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 768 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Votes: | 5263 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3900 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1002 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 20 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 184 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2012 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2682 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 225 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 115 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9573 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2125 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8912 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 330 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3085 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8816 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 4460 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 9242 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 33 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
