Lynxprison | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Zombie Dances:	8

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Star Shards Collected:	153	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1239
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	3226
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	2467

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5053	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Star Shards Collected:	283	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Players:	96/500	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2