LynchingLadGoneBad | New Minecraft Servers 2024

ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

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Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	1290
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EU BattleCraft Minecraft Server

BattleCraft, Conflict, Defense Commissioner, EU, European Commission, European Council, european defense, European Defense Policy, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european security, european union, European Union-Russia Relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when suddenly, RUSSIA ATTACKS. that’s right, the next defense commissioner is like, “EU must be able to fight russia,” and you’re like, “well, guess i better join this minecraft server to train for battle.”

on this server, you’ll learn all the skills you need to take down the russians, like building epic fortresses, mastering redstone contraptions, and taming wild wolves to fight by your side. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plot your strategy and stockpile weapons.

but that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a team of super intelligent dolphins who are planning to launch a surprise attack on russia using an army of turtles armed with TNT. so if you want to be part of the most epic battle in minecraft history, join this server now.

remember, the fate of the EU is in your hands – are you ready to fight?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8633	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HamasGoneWild

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasGoneWild, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Operation, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Targeted, Terrorism

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we slay creepers like three Hamas leaders killed months ago by the IDF! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like a real warrior taking down enemies left and right. Plus, our custom plugins will blow your mind and make you question reality. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ores Mined:	7919
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cardio Craftin’ Fun Land

active lifestyle, Cardio, cardiovascular events, cardiovascular health, CRAFTIN, daily movement, deleterious associations, european journal, exercise benefits., exercise habits, Fun, health risks, heart disease prevention, heart health, heart health tips, incidental activity, Land, major adverse events, offsetting sedentary behavior, physical activity, preventing heart disease, preventive cardiology, sedentary behaviour, staying active

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly ur heart stops beatin cuz u been sittin too long? well not on this server! we got so much action-packed fun u won’t even remember what sedentary behaviour means. join us for a heart-pumpin adventure that will have u forgettin all about them major adverse cardiovascular events. come on, what are u waitin for? let’s get movin and craftin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

1930s, Appearance, average 20 year old, classic, clothing, comparison, culture, era, fashion, generation, History, Male, man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PALS, past trends, PIXEL, Portrait, Retro, Server, Style, trend, vintage, young adult

Are you tired of looking like a boring old 20-year-old man from the 1930s? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can customize your character to look like a funky fresh disco dancer from the future! Join us for a chance to strut your stuff in pixelated bell bottoms and neon afros. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have outrageous fashion choices? Join now and let your inner fashionista shine!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Lovely /pw/ Minecraft SMP, as simple as that

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret love potion that makes everyone fall head over heels for each other! Who needs diamonds when you have love, amirite?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots when you feed them bacon. And rumor has it that if you find the legendary pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are literally obsessed with /pw/? Trust us, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even fall in love with a blocky pig.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ExGFemergencyPayAITAH

AITAH, Applications, Boundaries, Breakup, college fees, emergency, ex, ExGFemergencyPayAITAH, financial crunch, Friends, Impression, Job, love, MONEY, Paycheck, refusing to pay, relationships, Rich, Space, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total rollercoaster of emotions, right? Well, imagine if your ex-boyfriend was a creeper and you were just trying to build your diamond castle in peace, but he keeps blowing up your plans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly your ex shows up in full diamond armor, acting all lovey-dovey one minute and then ghosting you the next. He’s like, “I need space to mine my own ores,” but then he’s asking you to craft him a new pickaxe because he “forgot” his.

And then, out of the blue, he’s like, “Hey, can you lend me some emeralds? My villagers are on strike and I need to trade for some enchanted books.” And you’re just standing there, holding your diamond sword, thinking, “Is this guy for real?”

But wait, it gets even crazier. He starts asking your mom for emeralds behind your back, saying he’ll pay her back when he finally gets that promotion at the village trading post. And you’re torn between wanting to help him out and not wanting to get involved in his drama anymore.

So, yeah, if you want to experience some wild Minecraft adventures that make your ex-boyfriend drama look like a walk in the Nether, then come join our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll find some new friends who won’t blow up your castle or ask for your mom’s emeralds. It’s a total blocky soap opera, and you won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Buildings Constructed:	48
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlackBeauty Minecraft SMP

all black everything, Black, Black beauty, black fashion, black is beautiful, black outfit, black style, blackbeauty, chic, classic, Dark, elegance, fashion, glamour, Minecraft, monochrome, Mysterious, Sleek, smp, SOPHISTICATED, Stunning, stylish, Timeless

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and dull? Well, look no further because our server is the black sheep of the Minecraft community! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of blocks and pixels.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you read that right – dancing creepers! They were busting out moves that would make Michael Jackson jealous, and our player had the time of their life boogieing down with these explosive dancers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with nothing but carrots and try to knock each other off their feathered steeds. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in the land of “Black” and prepare yourself for the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and mobs. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8501	Towns Built:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PeakMaturityCraft

Character development, defining maturity, emotional intelligence, inner peace, life experiences, peak maturity, PeakMaturityCraft, personal development, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-fulfillment, self-realization, wisdom

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of peak maturity (or lack thereof)! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical shenanigans and absurdity that will have you questioning your own sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a dance floor quite like this one.

But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the pigs can fly (literally). Want to ride a flying pig while munching on a candy cane tree? Look no further than our server.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner child and let loose in a world of pure imagination, then come join us on our server. Who needs peak maturity when you can have peak absurdity instead? Let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwissCraft Minecraft Server

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lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

GazaCraft: Rescued Yazidi

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, freedom, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iraq, Isis, Israel, Kidnapped, MIDDLE EAST, rescue mission, rescue operation, rescued, survivor, Terrorism, War, WOMAN, Yazidi

come join dis epic minecraft server where we rescue yazidi women from ISIS in iraq and bring dem to safety in gaza with da help of israel!! we got epic quests where u gotta save dem from da bad guys and build dem a safe home in minecraft world. join now for da most heroic and crazy adventure ever!!! #yazidiwomenrescue #minecraftheroes

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Childhood Adversity Resistant to Meth

adverse childhood experiences, Adversity, Childhood, childhood adversity, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, childhood trauma effects, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug response, drug sensitivity, drug tolerance, emotional resilience., mental health, mental health impacts, Meth, methamphetamine, resilience, resistant, substance abuse, substance use disorder, trauma effects

LOL come join dis server if u wanna be immune to meth! like, u heard dat right, if u had a tough childhood dis is da place for u. we got so much craziness goin on in dis server, u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin da macarena. so come on over and join da fun, cuz we all about dat adversity life up in here. plus, u get a free diamond sword if u can do a backflip in real life. so what u waitin for? come join da party!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, CHAPTER 62, comedy, FANTASY, isekai, Isekai Ojisan, japanese, light novel, Mabel fix, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga translation, manga updates, Minecraft, Ojisanchads, Otaku, PIXEL, Portal, Server, translation, Web Novel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7821	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

19th century, African, Africans, art, Colonialism, culture, European, French, Gay, History, imperialism, LGBTQ, Literature, Minecraft, negrophilia, Paris, people, Race, Sexuality, smp, society, Worship

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Potions Brewed:	180
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

Boundaries, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Edition, emotional distress, Emotional support, family involvement, feeling betrayed, feeling humiliated, feeling isolated, feeling left out, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling numb, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unimportant, Insecurities, relationship issues, third wheeling, trust issues, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, wheel

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Secret Passages Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10