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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Animals Bred: 185 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Villages Defended: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Chimeras Created: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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