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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1110
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Endless Night Skies: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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