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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found: 6941 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 22 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Magical Moments Shared: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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