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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gods Slained: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Divine Spears Created: 29 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Alien Abductions: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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