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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
Runes Activated: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Gods Slained: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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