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Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5832	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Votes:	9646	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Crops Grown:	2877
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchantments Applied:	205
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Meteorites Collected:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mines Excavated:	1016
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Emeralds Found:	3244

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	5456
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Emeralds Found:	2008	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	8999	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.