LuxuryNotLame – Minecraft SMP

affluent, comfort, deluxe, exclusive, extravagance, Extravagant, Fancy, grandiose, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryNotLame, Minecraft, opulence, pampering, Posh, Premium, Privilege, smp, sumptuous, swanky, Upscale

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Falling into the Void:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ultimate luxury of having a pet dragon that can fly you around the server! Yes, you heard that right, forget about boring old horses or pigs, we’ve got DRAGONS! And not just any dragons, these dragons can also shoot fireballs and protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all, our SMP also has a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden traps that will challenge even the most experienced players. And if you manage to survive the traps and make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond armor set that gives you superhuman strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most luxurious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3823	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ores Mined:	6948	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Potions Brewed:	196
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Mines Excavated:	2283	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4656	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2847
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ores Mined:	5717	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	4093	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.