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SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	296
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mines Excavated:	1099	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Magic Items Found:	2098
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Emeralds Found:	875	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	8192
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Votes:	8066	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Potions Brewed:	136	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Items Found:	2720	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2750	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3506
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Towns Built:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Votes:	2705
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4035
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	8

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Crops Grown:	5909
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4