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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1626 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4463 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
