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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5248 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 75 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 227 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
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