come join our epic minecraft server where everyone is so rich that they wipe their butts with diamonds and bathe in pools of emeralds. you will never have to worry about being poor because even the dirt blocks are made of gold.
we have a secret underground city where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of the ground. the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.
if you join our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama who can grant any desire you have. want a pet dragon? done. want to fly on a rainbow unicorn? easy peasy. want to turn your enemies into piles of glitter? consider it done.
so come on down to our server and experience a world where being poor is a thing of the past and where your wildest dreams can come true. join us now and live like a minecraft king!
