| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 7921 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4285 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 183 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner curiosity and explore new horizons, just like discovering porn for the first time. Who needs the west when you can be a turbo normie in our virtual realm?
Come join us for a crazy adventure that will make you question everything, just like questioning your religious beliefs. Let’s break free from the norm and embrace the chaos of our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8923 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3602 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 1355 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 138 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
We understand the struggle of tense relationships with in-laws, that’s why on our server, you can talk back to anyone you want! No need to hold back, let out all your frustrations in the chat.
Just like in real life, on our server, you can assert yourself and stand up for what you believe in. No need to worry about escalating tension, we thrive on drama and chaos!
So come join us on the most culturally diverse Minecraft server out there, where you can be yourself and let your voice be heard. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic for dealing with family drama?
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6368 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 4019 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of driving without the fear of lifelong debt hanging over your head. Our virtual roads are safe and accident-free, so you can zoom around without a care in the world.
Who needs a Porsche when you can have a pixelated car in our Minecraft world? Plus, if you do happen to crash (which is highly unlikely), there won’t be any consequences in real life. It’s a win-win situation!
So come on over and leave your insurance worries behind. Drive, build, and have a blast in our crazy Minecraft server. See you there! 🎮🌟
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9527 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 7182 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Votes: | 3782 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 7076 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 3653 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 308 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1448 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.
oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.
come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 862 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 23 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3088 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.
plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?
so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8554 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 219 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 4906 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 82 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Server | game.minerealm.com |
|---|---|
| Website | minerealm.com |
| Rules | minerealm.com/rules |
About MineRealm:
From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!
We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.
MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.
The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.
Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3404 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2144 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7876 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6659 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 6848 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
