LushMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?

401k savings, Adult Daughter, aita, AmISensitive, ankylosing spondylitis pain, arguments, back pay, borrowing money, burden, Chores, DaughterCraft, disability approval, disabled, disrespectful behavior., flare up, groceries, Messes, move out, opioids, prescriptions, raised alone, reschedule appointment, sensitivity, silent treatment, single mother

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Votes:	7055	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!

Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!

AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP

awkward, awkward moments, AwkwardSexyMinecraftSMP, comedic, cringe-worthy, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Expectations, fantasies, funny, humor, Intimacy, Real Life, reality check, relationships, role playing, Sexy, social situations, theory, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Secret Passages Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where we all tried to build a giant chicken out of diamonds, but then someone accidentally set it on fire and it was like a disco inferno! And then there was this other time where we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village, but then the llamas started spitting at everyone and it was so gross but also kinda hilarious.

But seriously, you gotta join because we have the best parties ever! Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was doing the chicken dance but with zombie pigmen, it was wild. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like the time we filled someone’s house with a million chickens and they were clucking everywhere, it was so chaotic but so funny.

So yeah, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where we all go to dance and let loose, it’s like the coolest place ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Midterm Mayhem: Trump’s Loyalist Landgrab

authoritarianism, checks and balances, Democracy, democratic process, election integrity, election interference, election security, Government, Landgrab, Loyalist, Loyalists, MAYHEM, Midterm, midterm elections, partisan control, political appointments, political corruption, political influence, political manipulation, power grab, RIGGED, trump, Trumps, voter suppression, voting rights

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Villages Defended:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of worrying about rigged elections and political drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only place where you can escape the chaos of the real world and focus on building your dream blocky empire!

Join us and experience a world where Trump’s loyalists are actually friendly villagers who just want to trade with you for rare items. No need to worry about rigged elections here, unless you count the time when a group of creepers tried to overthrow the mayor and failed miserably.

So why wait? Join our server now and build, mine, and craft your way to victory in a world where the only thing being rigged is the occasional redstone contraption by a mischievous player. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyStarlinkGovDeal

Agreement, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, controversy, CraftyStarlinkGovDeal, Deal, elon musk, innovation, internet, Musk, Négotiation, Ontario government, Partnership, reinstated, rip up, Satellite, Space, starlink, Technology, threat

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!

Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

accident, death, health, Healthcare, Hospital, malpractice, MAYHEM, medical error, medical negligence, medical procedure, Minecraft, mortality, operating room, patient safety, Procedure, Risk, sneeze, Sneezy, Surgeon, Surgeons, surgery, surgical complications, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

ZenithMC Network

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

What are you waiting for? Start your journey today!

zenithmc.fun

Starcrunch Network

Ability, Arrows, Cards, COOLDOWN, Discord, Duel, Entities, Events, exclusive, gamemode, health boost, Loser, Minigames, Network, Players, Points, PvP, Regenerate, Starcrunch, Survival, tiktok, Tnt, winner

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5352
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
New Chunks Explored:	236718	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Survival, Events, Shuffled PvP Minigame
Shuffled PvP Minigame Description	1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with various effects to duel each other, first to 5 points wins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Shuffled PvP?	Shuffled is a 1v1 PvP duel gamemode where players pick cards with unique effects to use in battles.
How do you win in Shuffled?	The first player to reach 5 points by winning duels with their chosen cards wins the game.
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can join the server and participate in survival, events, and the Shuffled PvP minigame.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/TwxqYKYQAK

Eternal Love Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, comedy, Cultural differences, deity marriage, ETERNAL, FANTASY, intercultural marriage, Japanese folklore, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, Marriage humor, Marriage Struggles, mc, mythical creature, Realm, relationships, romantic comedy, romcom, Saneka, Supernatural, tanuki deity, traditional beliefs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	382
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	125	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like marrying a tanuki deity but in pixel form! Imagine building a house with your tanuki bae and going on crazy adventures together.

You’ll be mining diamonds and fighting creepers with your tanuki partner by your side, it’s like a romcom but with blocks and mobs.

Join now for a love story that’s more epic than any soap opera, plus who wouldn’t want a tanuki as their Minecraft spouse? It’s like a dream come true, but in a virtual world where anything is possible.

WifelessWeekend Minecraft Server

best friends, Boundaries, Communication, couples, Decision making, dynamic, exclusion, feelings, friendship, group dynamics, guys weekend, Minecraft, mutual friends, Priorities, quality time, relationships, Respect, Server, social life, Understanding, weekend plans, WifelessWeekend

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any pesky girlfriends trying to crash your guys weekend!

We understand the importance of bro time, which is why we offer a safe space for you and your buddies to hang out, BBQ, drink beer, and game without any interruptions. No need to worry about hurt feelings or exclusions here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate guys weekend every day of the week! Who needs real friends when you have virtual ones who will never cancel on you for a book club meeting? Let’s game on, bros!

GrampsCraft: Sorry, Busy Mining!

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, busy, Communication, conflicting schedules, family, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, GrampsCraft, Grandfather, Mining, Overseas

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ores Mined:	3655	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate grandpa’s 80th birthday every day! 🎉

Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, family feuds, and last-minute party cancellations! Will you be the one to save the birthday celebration from being ruined by angry uncles and silent group chats?

Build your own birthday dinner table, invite your virtual family members, and make sure to keep the party going even when others try to rain on your parade. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?!

So come on over and join us for a grandpa-approved birthday bash that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own family dynamics. Don’t miss out on the fun – because on this server, every day is a party! 🥳🎂🎈

Scroll2SMP: Reddit Rescue

browsing, Button, convenience, Enhancement, Feature, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, idea.., Improvement, navigation, Platform, reddit, rescue, scroll, Scroll2SMP, social media, suggestion, suggestion box, Technology, usability, user experience

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all our diamond blocks. And get this, every time you accidentally scroll to the top of the chat, there’s a magical button that teleports you back to where you were! It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our wacky, wild, and totally random world!

TaxCraft: Elon’s Direct Savings

direct, Direct File, elon musk, Elons, financial decisions, H&R Block, IRS, MONEY, online filing, savings, tax credits, tax deductions, tax filing assistance, tax planning, tax preparation, tax refunds, tax returns, Tax season, tax software, tax tips, TaxCraft, TurboTax

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	694624
Runes Activated:	0	Farms Harvested:	334
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more twists and turns than Elon Musk’s tax returns! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is so innovative that even Elon Musk himself couldn’t handle the level of creativity we bring to the table. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a secret offshore bank account and more surprises than a tax audit.

Forget about TurboTax and HR Block, on our server, we’ll help you save money in ways you never thought possible. Just like Elon ditched Direct File for his tax returns, you’ll want to ditch your old Minecraft server and join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience.

So come on down and join us for a tax-free adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning the very fabric of reality. Who needs Elon Musk when you’ve got our Minecraft server?

GraffitiCraft: Shocking Builds

anti-semitism, Automotive Industry, Builds, criminal behavior, criminal damage, defacement, electric cars, Graffiti, GraffitiCraft, hate crime, hate symbols, luxury vehicles, Netherlands, Police investigation, racial discrimination, security footage, Shocking.., SHOWROOM, Spray Paint, swastikas, tesla, The Hague, Vandalism

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

haha u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got a tesla showroom in The Hague but instead of cars we got PIGS running around with swastikas painted on their backs lmao. like wtf who comes up with this stuff? join us for a wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything can happen and everything is possible. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insanity. let’s goooooooo! 🐷🤪🚗💥

Pee Stream River Dolphins

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal habits, animal research, animal studies, aquatic animals, biology, dolphin behavior, dolphins, Environmental Science, Marine Biology, marine mammals, natural world, Pee, pee streams, river, river dolphins, social behavior, strange behaviors, Stream, urine spraying, water mammals, wildlife, zoology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9778	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where river dolphins launch pee streams into the air! Like, who even knew river dolphins could do that, right? It’s like a golden shower but with dolphins, bro!

We don’t know why they do it, but it’s gotta be for some kind of social function, right? Maybe they’re marking their territory or trying to impress the ladies, who knows? All we know is it’s lit AF and you gotta see it to believe it!

So, if you wanna witness the most epic pee streams in Minecraft history, come join us! Plus, our server has all the usual stuff like epic builds, mini-games, and a community that’s as wild as those dolphin pee streams. Don’t miss out, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

OpAnarchy Prison

Community, Economy, Encourage, Enjoyable, Enjoyable Experience, Friendly staff, Fun, Helpful, Helpful Staff, host, inquire, Lag-free, new players, Opanarchy, Prison, prison server, respectful, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, try out

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	205	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

OPAnarchy is one of the best prison servers. Our server is lag-free, with a great server host. We respect everyone and our staff are friendly and helpful, and will help you with any inquire you have. If youve never played a prison server before and dont have a clue what to do, we have that already setup just for you new players, that we encourage greatly to try out, as it is very fun and enjoyable. If you take your second right from when you spawn, it will tell you what a prison server is, and what to do. We encourage everyone to come try it out, and we hope to see you with us very soon.

play.opanarchy.net:25659

Players:	105/400	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	167
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15